Are you like me?
Do you spend money with Afrikans at the beginning of the month and throughout the month and leave whatever crumbs are left for non-essentials that may need to be spent with non-Afrikans (like phone, car, lights, water, rent, mortgage, cable, groceries, taxes, etc)?
Well, as you know, a few months ago a crack team of researchers at Abibitumi Kasa embarked on an ground-breaking and monumental scientific experiment!
The bold hypothesis was that Afrikans who know that they are Afrikan are not actually financially trifling (i.e. only financing their oppression by purchasing with non-Afrikans while never financially supporting positive Afrikans).
The basis of the hypothesis was the deep-seated belief that the some-8,000+ Afrikans on our mailing list don't INTENTIONALLY boycott Abibitumi Kasa, but rather just weren't educated about the various products we have available at http://www.abibitumikasa.com
The results of our foray into this experiment of triflinology proved our hypothesis to be true for a statistically significant amount of Afrikans receiving our newsletters and periodic mailings.
Preliminary Results: INDEED, BY AND LARGE AFRIKANS WHO KNOW THEY ARE AFRIKAN ARE NOT FINANCIALLY TRIFLIN'!
In other words, once said Afrikans became aware of our offerings, they jumped at the chance to support themselves in their reAfrikanization and dewhitenization by supporting Abibitumi Kasa (among other positive Afrikan organizations that they prioritize monthly for financial support).
Such Afrikans were found to have a extremely low index of triflinism as shown through direct evidence of their support of Abibitumi Kasa and/or other positive Afrikan organizations.
However, on the other side, we regret to report that we found others who ONLY purchase from non-Afrikans for various created wants, tastes and desires.
As a precautionary measure, such Afrikans were stripped of their /k/ (which connotes a level of sense) and were demoted to a tentative status as just plain Africans (spelled with a /c/) due to their high degree of triflinism.
In conclusion, the emerging field of triflinology has a promising future given the highly accurate experimental method in place to measure triflinism: i.e. support of Abibitumi Kasa (and/or other positive Afrikan organizations) or lack thereof!
BUT DON'T WORRY! Like high blood pressure, high blood sugar and other measures of poor health, high triflinism does have a treatment. What is the very BEST treatment you ask? We're glad you asked!
Afrikan health practitioners are unanimous in their declaration that Support for Abibitumi Kasa is your best bet for lowering triflinism and strengthening your immune system against any potential relapse in triflinism.
So don't walk, RUN!
SUPPORT YOURSELF! SUPPORT ABIBITUMI KASA TODAY!
| From: | Obadele Kambon, PhD (info@abibitumikasa.com). |
| Sent: | Mon 10/27/14 8:21 PM |
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